The Santa Clause * Quotes
Release date: 11/11/1994
Runtime: 97 min
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Cast (partial)
Tim Allen (Scott Calvin / Santa Claus), Judge Reinhold (Dr. Neil Miller), Wendy Crewson (Laura Calvin Miller), Eric Lloyd (Charlie Calvin), David Krumholtz (Bernard the Elf) (more...)
Movie Quotes
"Charlie, stay away from those things. They're reindeer, you don't know where they've been. They all look like they've got key lime disease."
Scott Calvin / Santa Claus Tim Allen
"I don't know what's happening to you. You're starting to look like the Pillsbury Doughboy."
Mr. Whittle Peter Boyle
Charlie: "It's Santa! You killed him!"
Scott: "Did not! And he's not Santa!"
Charlie: "Well, he was..."
Scott: "Did not! And he's not Santa!"
Charlie: "Well, he was..."
Charlie Calvin Eric Lloyd
Scott Calvin / Santa Claus Tim Allen
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"We're your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude."
E.L.F.S. Leader Kenny Vadas
"Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing."
Little Elf Judy Paige Tamada
Scott Calvin: "You know, you look pretty good for your age."
Little Elf Judy: "Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping."
Little Elf Judy: "Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping."
Scott Calvin / Santa Claus Tim Allen
Little Elf Judy Paige Tamada
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I get home, I'm getting a CAT scan!"
Scott Calvin / Santa Claus Tim Allen
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