Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List

"I am so flattered to know that you put my needs over the needs of my boyfriend!"

Naomi: "Since when do you chew Orbit?"
Ely: "Since Gaga replaced Madonna. Why do you care?"

"You know I'm always ready to dance with you."

"Uh... Girl, I thought you two were gonna bump the uglies."

"I lie to everyone, but mostly... I think I lie to myself."

"Your beauty - do you use it for good... or evil?"

"Do you know how much easier my life would be if Ely noticed my looks in the 'Wow, Naomi's boner hot' way and not in the 'Those stilettos I picked out for Naomi are great' way?"

Bruce One: "Okay, I know, I know, I know. I shouldn't love a girl who toys so carelessly with other people's emotions - especially mine - but it's not, like, my brain has the ability to overrule my heart."
George: "And other parts of your anatomy."
Bruce One: "Oh, my God, George, that's so funny. That's so funny! You're such a good comedian. You're making a penis joke. What is that? Is that your closer now?"