Office Christmas Party

Mary: "Hi, Meghan. I thought I had been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned."
Jeremy: "Are you body shaming her right now?"
Josh: "Jeremy, come on."
Mary: "It's winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable?"

[Trace makes a selfie with the reindeers in the elevator]
Tracey: "Where did you get these?"
Clay: "It'd be better if I didn't say."

Walter: "I love this company!"
Carol: "What did you guys do to him?"
Walter: "I feel alive!"
[he swings on some lights towards the dance floor but instead crashes hard into an office cabinet]
Josh: "I think he meant to swing there."

Carol: "I'm CEO of Genotek, please just drive."
Uber Driver: "I just dropped off four people there at that party tonight. They gave me three stars like a bunch of bitches."
Carol: "What did you just say?"
Uber Driver: "I said they were a bunch of bitches!"

Meghan: "'Greatest party ever. Hashtag, open bar.'"
Kelsey: "Who are you sending that too?"
Meghan: "Everyone in Chicago."

"Hey, Santa, want to party?"

Party Guest: [dressed as Jesus] "It's my birthday."
Josh: "Ah, really committing. That's nice."

Mary: "If you are going to have intercourse tonight please do not do it on company property. Go into the right 'A' parking lot."
DJ: "We're talking right 'A' baby making all night!"