Project X

Dad: "I just didn't think you had it in you."
Thomas: "I know. Sorry I let you down."
Dad: "No, I literally didn't think you had this in you. So uh, how many people were here?"
Thomas: "Uh, 15 hundred. Couple thousand maybe."
Dad: "Wow."
Thomas: "You should have seen it. It was awesome."
Dad: "Well, you're still fucked Thomas."

Dax: Hey Alexis. "You having a good time?"
Alexis: "No, I'm leaving."

Thomas: "Yeah, I'm letting Costa plan most of it."
Kirby: "Oh, that sounds like a really brilliant idea."

Mom: "I'm just worried."
Dad: "About what?"
Mom: "I don't know. Thomas, leaving him alone all weekend."
Dad: "Oh please. Come on honey, he's 17 years old."
Mom: "That's what I'm worried about."
Dad: "Let's be realistic here. This is Thomas we're talking about. He's not exactly Mr. Popular."
Mom: "What is that supposed to mean?"
Dad: "I'm just saying that he's not that type of kid, you know. He's got a couple friends, they're gonna hang out, but they're not gonna do anything. He's a sweet kid, but he's a loser."

Costa: "Where the fuck is your drink Thomas?"
Thomas: "I'm not doing beverages."
Costa: "What the fuck does that even mean?"

"Dude, people are stealing shit, breaking shit. I mean people are probably stealing shit."

"Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. Tonight's about changing the game."

"Thanks Thomas. I had a really fun time. You'll be alright."