The Grand Budapest Hotel

"I've never trusted that butler. He's too honest."

Zero: "Do you have an alibi?"
M. Gustave: "Of course, but she's married to the Duke of Westphalia. I can't allow her name to get mixed up in all this monkey business."
Zero: "Monsieur Gustave, your life may be at stake."
M. Gustave: "I know! The bitch legged it! She's already on board the Queen Nasstasja, halfway to Dutch Tanganyika."

"I give you my word, if you lay a finger on this man, I'll see you dishonorably discharged, locked up in the stockade, and hanged by sundown."

"You're the first of the official death squads to whom we've been formally introduced. How do you do?"

M. Gustave: "Excuse me. Have you seen a pastry girl with a package under her arm in the last minute and a half?"
Otto: "Yep. She just got on the elevator with Mr. Desgoffe und Taxis."
M. Gustave: "Thank you."
Zero: "I'm sorry, who are you?"
Otto: "Otto, sir. The new lobby boy."
Zero: "Well, you haven't been trained properly, Otto. A lobby boy never provides information of that kind. You're a stone wall. Understood?"

"You can't arrest him just because he's a bloody immigrant, he hasn't done anything wrong!"

"When the destiny of a great fortune is at stake, men's greed spreads like a poison in the bloodstream. Uncles, nephews, cousins, in-laws of increasingly tenuous connection. The old woman's distant relations had come foraging out of the woodwork."

"I was perhaps for a time considered the best lobby boy we ever had at the Grand Budapest. I think I can say that. This one finally surpassed me. Although I must say, I am an exceptional teacher."