The Hangover

Stu: "I'll tell you another thing - 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to shit."
Phil: "Come on Stu."
Stu: "No seriously how much you want to bet it's fucked up beyond all recognition?"

"Not you, fat Jesus. Slide it on back."

"He seemed like a real straight shooter."

Stu: "You found the car?"
Officer Franklin: "Yeah! It was parked in the middle of Las Vegas Blvd. with a note that said 'Couldn't find a meter, so here's $4.'"

"To a night the four of us will never forget!"

"There's a jungle cat in the bathroom!"

Phil: "The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is?"
Dr. Valsh: "I do, it's at the corner of get a map and fuck off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide."

Stu: "We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is cool?"
Alan: "I think the cop car part's pretty cool."