The Hangover

Stu: "Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper."
Alan: "Tigers LOVE pepper. They hate cinnamon."

"You are literally too stupid to insult."

"Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child!"

"Listen to me, I'm gonna' tell you something. I know some sick people in my life, this guy is the craziest, wildest bastard I ever met in my life!"

Stu: "This does not seem fair."
Phil: "It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair."

Stu: "Whoah, we're not leaving a baby in the car."
Phil: "He'll be fine. I cracked a window."

"This is my favorite part coming up right now."

"It's funny because he's fat!"