The Happytime Murders

"I guess we know the purple carpet doesn't match the drapes."

"This is why you don't go fishing in your own gene pool!"

"Clean up on aisle Phil!"

"If shit gets crazy I'm gonna go crazy as shit."

"I don't take compliments well; but I get them all the time."

Agent Campbell: "I'll have your badge for this! I'm in the fuckin' FBI!"
Phil Philips: "Oh yeah what's that stand for, 'fuckin' big idiot?'"

Lt. Banning: "Is Phil in?"
Bubbles: "He's servicing a client."

"I never knocked a guy out with his own balls before."