The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"I'm English, we like to be wet and cold."

"Presidents don't have power, their purpose is to draw attention away from it."

Marvin: "I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death."
Arthur: "Thanks very much, Marv!"

"In the name of people, and freedom, and democracy, and stuff like that, I hereby kidnap myself, and I'm taking this ship with me. Whoo!"

Arthur: "I think that door just sighed."
Marvin: "Ghastly, isn't it? All the doors on this spaceship have been programmed to have a cheery and sunny disposition."

Trillian: "How badly does it hurt?"
Arthur: "It doesn't feel great."

"See this? This detects what you're craving and makes it for you. And this? This toasts bread while you're slicing it. We're on a space ship Arthur. In space."

"If you want to survive out here, you've got to know where your towel is."