The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

Jane: "[after Gray has burned his skin at a Kids birthday-party] That is a terrible trick to do for children. What if they try and copy you?"
Steve Gray: "I sue them. It's my trick."

Burt Wonderstone: "Are you a lesbian?"
Jane: "Is every woman who doesn't sleep with you a lesbian?"
Burt Wonderstone: "Oh, no, I have slept with plenty of lesbians."

"I said 'no offence', therefore you can't be offended."

"Bad things don't happen to us, they happen for us."

"We're here to do magic, not Nicole."