The Librarian: Quest for the Spear

"What is this, 'Slap the Librarian'-Day?"

Nicole Noone: "We have to dance our way to the treasure."
Flynn Carsen: "I broke every toe of every girl that I danced with at my high school prom. Even my mother wouldn't dance with me."
Nicole Noone: "You took your mother to the high school prom?"

Edward Wilde: "I want that spear!"
Nicole Noone: "A man in hell wants ice water. That doesn't mean he's going to get it!"

"What's the matter? Haven't you guys ever seen a naked guy in a sheet before?"

Nicole Noone: "You only live once."
Flynn Carsen: "Unless you believe in Buddhism or Sikhism..."
Nicole Noone: "I hate you so much."

"Don't try to be funny. I don't do funny."

Nicole Noone: "Maybe you made a mistake."
Flynn Carsen: "I don't get facts wrong! It's everything else I screw up."

"Professor Harris. I should've known he was evil. He gave me an A-minus."