The Lost Boys

Alan: "First come, first staked."
Sam: "What was that? A little vampire humor? Well, it wasn't funny!"

Lucy: "You got carried away by a comic book?"
Sam: "It was a scary comic, mom. I'm sorry."

Sam: "You're a vampire! I knew it!"
Michael: "I am not!"
Sam: "So what are you? The Flying Nun?"

Michael: "I can't beat your bike."
David: "You don't have to beat me, Michael. You just have to try and keep up."

Alan: "Aaaah! Flies!"
Edgar: "We're on the right trail. Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns. Come on."

Edgar: "You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know shit, buddy."
Alan: "Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?"
Sam: "Actually, I thought it was a bakery."
Edgar: "This is just a cover... we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way."

Sam: "Got a problem, guys?"
Edgar: "Just scoping your civilian wardrobe."
Sam: "Pretty cool, huh?"
Alan: "For a fashion victim."

Sam: "So where're we going?"
Michael: "Nowhere."
Sam: "So what's the rush? You're chasing that girl aren't you? Come on, admit it. I'm at the mercy of your sex glands, bud."