The Rundown

Mariana: "American?"
Beck: "Yeah."
Mariana: "Where from?"
Beck: "Someplace that's got bartenders."

Travis: "So, wait a minute. She gets what she needs, you get what you need, and I get the shaft?"
Beck: "I could always give her back the gun."
Travis: "I really don't like you."
Beck: "Yeah well, I get that a lot."

Mariana: "Don't pee in the water."
Beck: "Why?"
Mariana: "A candiru, a vicious parasite will swim up the urine into your pau."
Beck: "Swim up my what?"
Mariana: "Your pinto. It'll swim up your ding-dong. And once it gets in, you can't get it out."
Beck: "Well, then what?"
Mariana: "They have to amputate."
Beck: "Not this boy's pinto. Uh-uh, not today!"

Beck: "Your threatening me? Your threatening me with pee?"
Travis: "Yeah if you don't let me pee here."
Beck: "Fine, you win, pee!"
Travis: "Will you unzip me?"
Beck: "No I'm not gonna unzip you. You have 30 seconds, pee!"
Travis: "How am I supose to pee with my hands cuffed behind my back?"
Beck: "Find a way!"

"Knapmiller, you have two choices. Option A, you give me the ring. Option B, I *make* you give me the ring."

Beck: "I need you to make a choice for me."
Travis: "What choice?"
Beck: "Option A or Option B. Option A: "we walk out of here nice and easy, we go back to the airstrip, and then we begin our long journey back to Los Angeles. There'll be no bruises, no broken bones, and no problems."
Travis: "What's in Los Angeles?"
Beck: "Your father."
Travis: "What's Option B?"
Beck: "Pretty much the opposite of A. But I wouldn't recommend that one."

"You're dead already. You just don't know it."

"I suppose now we have a conversation where you enlighten me. How many more of you are out there? Enlighten me. Where are the rest of your compadres? Enlighten me."