Mariana: "Don't pee in the water."
Beck: "Why?"
Mariana: "A candiru, a vicious parasite will swim up the urine into your pau."
Beck: "Swim up my what?"
Mariana: "Your pinto. It'll swim up your ding-dong. And once it gets in, you can't get it out."
Beck: "Well, then what?"
Mariana: "They have to amputate."
Beck: "Not this boy's pinto. Uh-uh, not today!"