Why Him?

Laird: "I don't know how to talk to the guy. It's like we speak two different languages or something."
Gustavo: "You do."
Laird: "Yeah?"
Gustavo: "He speaks English, and you speak English with resounding amounts of 'f*ck'."

"Why him!?"

Stephanie Fleming: "Is that a drone?"
Ned Fleming: "Laird is spying on us!"
Stephanie Fleming: "What?"
Ned Fleming: "Do not mess with me!"

"My instinct is to hug you right now."

"You're not going to say anything to Stephanie about the proposal, right?"
[to Ned]

"I am gonna take this octopus down."

"This is not someone we want our daughter marrying!"
[to Barb]

"That kid is wrapping his tentacles around every member of this family. Because of his influence your mother's smoking marijuana."
[to Stephanie]