Why Him?

Laird Mayhew: "I'm so f*cking psyched that you're out here for the holidays."
Barb Fleming: "This is a fifteen year-old child."
Laird Mayhew: "Oh, shit! You don't say f*ck?"

Laird Mayhew: "Motherf*cking Fleming's are in the house! Yes!"
Ned Fleming: "Oh, my God."
Laird Mayhew: "F*ck yeah!"
Barb Fleming: "Looks like he works out quite a bit."
Laird Mayhew: "Stephie, get 'em up here!"

"From the moment she's born a man's daughter is the center of his universe. You give her love, you give her encouragement, you watch her grow into a strong confident woman. And then one day you come face to face with the love of her life..."