The Night Before

"You're dealing with some shit that you can't come to turns with. You got it great, bud. It's surprisingly accurate vision of the future."
[to Isaac]

Isaac: "Who's that guy?"
Besty: "What guy?"
Isaac: "The guy on the cross."
Besty: "Jesus!"
Isaac: "Oh, Jesus! Is that what they think we did to him?"
Besty: "Yeah."
Isaac: "Can they tell I'm Jewish."
Besty: "Yes."
Isaac: "How?"
Besty: "You're fucking sweater!"

[In a church]
Besty: "How fucked up are you right now"
Isaac: "[shouts out] Hallelur!"
Besty: "It's not that kind of church."
Isaac: "No?"

"I'm gonna be honest. I'm freaking about having the baby. I'm supposed to be rock, but I'm not a rock!"

Sarah: "You guys missed her singing Miley Cyrus. She destroyed 'Wrecking Ball'"
Ethan: "You still like that song?"
Diana: "Everybody does."
Sarah: "You can cry to it, you can run to it."
Diana: "Yeah."
Sarah: "You can party to it."
Isaac: "It's timeless!"

Isaac: "I think the cocaine and mushrooms are reacting... poorly."
Chris: "Are you going to be cool at this party?"
Isaac: "I'm cool as fuck G!"
Chris: "You look insane! Only your right eye is working!"
Isaac: "Do I look weird now?"
Chris: "Yes, you look weird!"
Isaac: [puts his glasses back on] "Still weird?"
Chris: "Weirder."

Isaac: "I got the reefers!"
Chris: "You have one joint?"
Isaac: "She doesn't know that much about drugs, the proportions of this shit is all off."

"We both know Miley was flawless."