Zombieland

"There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty."

"Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?"

"You can do anything you want to a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac!"

"My mama always told me someday I'd be good at something. Who'd a guessed that something'd be zombie-killing?"

"Here's the deal: I'm not easy to get along with, and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch."

"The plague of the 21st Century, remember mad cow disease? Well mad cow became mad person became mad zombie. It's a fast acting virus that leaves you with a swollen brain, a raging fever, makes you hateful and violent and leaves you with a really bad case of the munchies."

"Fasten your seat belts. This is going to be a bumpy ride."

"Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose."