Baywatch - Teaser Trailer english

Mitch: "Hey, One Direction. Are you here for the qualifier?"
Matt Brody: "I'm Matt Brody, I don't have to try out. I've got two gold medals."
Mitch: [to Steph] "Hey."
Stephanie: "Matt Brody!"
Mitch: "Matt Brody.... yes. We still don't.."
Mitch, Stephanie: "...don't give a fuck."

Sgt. Ellerbee: "How do I explain this, so that you people understand?"
Matt Brody: "'You people?' 'You people?'"
Mitch Buchannon: "Oh, you don't get to say that. You're just tanned."
Sgt. Ellerbee: "Right on."
Mitch Buchannon: "Come on, brother."

Mitch Buchannon: "My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there, and my balls say we need to check it out."
Matt Brody: "An my balls say... [pitch voice] 'Let's just take it easy, right here.'"
Mitch Buchannon: "Why do your balls sound like three year-old girls?"
Matt Brody: "I don't know, man. that's just how they talk, but they're wise."