Spy - Trailer english

Rick: "You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my fuckin' eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing. I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and re-attached with THIS fuckin' arm!"
Susan: "I don't know that that's possible... I mean medically..."
Rick: "During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of congress as Barack Obama."
Susan: "In black-face? That's not appropriate."
Rick: "I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while it was on fire. Not the car, I (!) was on fire."
Susan: "Jesus, you're intense."

"Nothing kills me. I'm immune to 179 different types of poison. I know, because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring."

Rayna: "My father used to bring people like you here."
Susan: "Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?"