Breaking Bad - Season 2

Jane: "Do you know what this is?"
Jesse: "It's a whole lot of cheddar."
Jane: "This is freedom. This is saying, 'I can go anywhere I want. I can be anybody.' What do you want to be? Where do you want to go? South America? Europe? Australia?"
Jesse: "Is New Zealand part of Australia?"
Jane: "New Zealand is New Zealand."
Jesse: "Right on. New Zealand. That's where they made 'Lord of the Rings'. I say we just move there, yo. I mean, you can do your art. Right? Like, you can paint the local castles and shit. And I can be a bush pilot."

Walter: "Castor beans."
Jesse: "So, what are we going to do with them? Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk? Huh? Climb it and escape?"
Walter: "We are going to process them into ricin."
Jesse: "Rice 'n Beans?"
Walter: "Ricin. It’s an extremely effective poison."

Donald Margolis: "Family."
Walter White: "Yeah. Family..."
Donald Margolis: "You can't give up on them. Never. I mean, what else is there?"

"You can never trust a drug addict."

"As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's been known to happen."

"Stay out of my territory."

Jesse: "Battery's dead."
Walter: "Jesse. Back when I asked you to put the keys in a safe place, where did you put them?"
Jesse: "I left them right here. In the, um... the ignition."
Walter: "Son of a bitch!"
Jesse: "Whoa whoa. No, this is not my fault, alright? The buzzer didn't buzz."
Walter: "The WHAT?"
Jesse: "The buzzer! The buzzer that buzzes when you put the keys in. To like let you know that the battery's on. I know that! It didn't buzz. Look, I didn't turn the key or anything, alright? I'm not stupid. Did you hear the buzzer buzz? I did not... It's faulty, it's a faulty mechanism."
Walter: "Is this just a genetic thing with you? Is it congenital? Did your, did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?"

"You brought a meth lab to the airport?"