Breaking Bad - Season 2

"Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute 'plans' in my book."

"Faith and begorrah! A fellow potato eater! My real name's McGill. The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys. They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak..."

"Better safe than sorry. That's my motto."

"This only works if they're scared of you."

"Hey, white boy. My name's Tortuga. You know what that means? Well, if I had to guess, I'd say that's Spanish for 'asshole'."

Jesse: "We're gonna be kings, understand? Well, I'm gonna be king, you guys'll be princes or dukes or something."
Badger: "I wanna be a knight."

Jesse Pinkman: "Yeah? Jesus, how the hell do you spell 'street' wrong? S-T-R-E-A-T?"
Skinny Pete: "Hey, man, I'm slingin' mad volume and fat stackin' benjis, you know what I'm sayin'? I can't be all about... like... spelling and shit."

Walter: "...that leaves us with a total of two choices. We go into business with yet another homicidal lunatic... or you and I start ... you selling whatever you can."
Jesse: "There's a third way."
Walter: "And what would that be?"
Jesse: "We got to be Tuco."