Breaking Bad - Season 2

Jesse Pinkman: "Jane, I gotta say, this place is awesome!"
Jane Margolis: "Really? Does it inspire, awe?"

Jesse: "Yo, I get I shouldn't call, but I'm in a situation over here, and I need my money."
Walter: "I just gave you $600."
Jesse: "Yeah, and thanks, Daddy Warbucks, but that was before my housing situation went completely testicular on me, okay?"

"My wife is seven months pregnant with a baby we didn't intend. My fifteen-year old son has cerebral palsy. I am an extremely overqualified high school chemistry teacher. When I can work, I make $43,700 per year. I have watched all of my colleagues and friends surpass me in every way imaginable. And within eighteen months, I will be dead. And you ask why I ran?"

Tuco: "Tell me what you did, Walter!"
Jesse: "Jesus, I don't wanna die! NO!"
Tuco: "TELL ME WHAT YOU DID?"
Walter: "We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you are an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die."

"Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk?"