Virginie Ledoyen

"Richard, this is just the kind of pretentious bullshit that Americans always say to french girls so they can sleep with them."

Françoise: "What are you talking about?"
Richard: "Just making conversation."
Françoise: "Do you have a girlfriend?"
Richard: "Here?"
Françoise: "Anywhere."
Richard: "No, why?"
Françoise: "Just making conversation."

Etienne: "One kilometer."
Françoise: "Two."
Etienne: "Richard?"
Richard: "I dunno... I'm American."
Etienne: "So?"
Richard: "I think in miles, not kilometers."
Etienne: "Okay, so how many miles do you think it is?"
Richard: "I dunno, but it looks like a long way away."