Fred Blake: "Can't you just sit down and relax and enjoy it? In our long friendship, this is our first ever guys' night out."
Robert Stansfield: "Friendship?"
Fred Blake: "Yeah. I mean, you're probably the guy I hate the most in this whole fuckin' world, but we've known each other what, nine, ten years already? My freedom is based on the deep respect that I have for you."
Robert Stansfield: "Explain how that works. How can we have a friendship when you hate me?"
Fred Blake: "It works just fine. Look at my best friends, I killed them all."
Robert Stansfield: [stays speechless]
Fred Blake: "Just kidding."