Draft Day

"You only get drafted once."

Sonny Weaver Jr.: "Can we talk football? Just football for thirty seconds?"
Ali: "We can always talk football."

Sonny Weaver Jr.: "Did you trash my office?"
Brian Drew: "Trade me."
Sonny Weaver Jr.: "Did you just trash my office?"
Brian Drew: "Yeah. I'm upset."
Sonny Weaver Jr.: "If you're upset, call your agent, all right? Let him have this conversation. That's why he's there for."
Brian Drew: "No, Sonny. You're gonna talk to me. Man-to-man. You owe me that."
Sonny Weaver Jr.: "I owe you? I drafted you."
Brian Drew: "Your dad drafted me."
Sonny Weaver Jr.: "No, Drew, I drafted you. I may have been in San Francisco, but my dad wasn't even looking at you until I told him to."

Rick the Intern: "Can I get you a soda?"
Sonny Weaver Jr.: "No, I don't want a soda! No Clevelander has ever used the word 'soda'. Ever! Us Clevelanders use the word 'pop'."

"I am trying real hard not to completely lose my shit on all three of you right now, but you're not making it easy."

"You were right about me, Tom. I am a crazy man. So come on, take advantage of it. What are you waiting for?"

"There's no such thing as a sure thing. At the end of the day, the only thing that matters is what you think."

Coach Penn: "Let me see if I've got this right: in the span of one day, you have managed to burn through three years' worth of first round and second round draft picks. Is that correct?"
Sonny Weaver Jr.: "Yeah."
Coach Penn: "I quit, Sonny."
Sonny Weaver Jr.: "Don't quit."
Coach Penn: "I can't coach a team that doesn't have a future."