How to Train Your Dragon

"All right, I admit it. This is pretty cool. It's... amazing! He's amazing."

"Ahhhh! I'm really beginning to question your teaching methods."

Tuffnut: "Get your hands off my shield!"
Ruffnut: "There's like a million shields!"
Tuffnut: "Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers."
[Ruffnut hits Tuffnut with the shield]
Ruffnut: "Oops! Now this one has blood on it."

"Oh, the gods hate me. Some people lose their knife or their mug... No, not me, I manage to lose an entire dragon..."

"Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We... have stubbornness issues."

[Astrid falls on Hiccup during the dragon training]
Tuffnut: "Ooooh, love on the battlefield!"
Ruffnut: "She could do better."

"This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word? Sturdy. It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes... We have... Dragons!!"
[First lines]

"Everything we know about you guys is wrong."
[About the dragons]