Ice Age

"My family abandoned me. They kinda migrated without me. You should've seen what they did last year. I mean, they got up early, and quietly tied up my hands and feet, and gagged me with a field mouse, and barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, and traveled through water so I'd lose their scent, and... and... who needs 'em anyway?"

Sid: "This is gonna be the best migration ever! I'm gonna show you all my favorite watering holes. And I turn brown when the fungus in my fur dries out!"
Manfred: "It sounds very attractive."

"Hey, you rhinos, you have really small brains. Did you know that? It's just a fact, no offense. I mean, you probably don't even know what I'm talking about."

"Don't you have some poor, defenseless animal to disembowel?"

Start: "Hey! Do the world a favor. Move your issues off the road!"
Manfred: "If my trunk was that small, I wouldn't call attention to myself, pal."

"Well, I think mating for life is stupid. I mean, there's plenty of Sid to go around."

"Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?"

Sid: "My feet are sweating."
Diego: "Do we need a news flash every time your body does something?"
Manfred: "He's doing it for attention, just ignore him."