Masterminds

Mike McKinney: "So, who do y'all want me to kill?"
Steve Chambers: "Who. Not now. Not in front of..."
[nods his head towards his kids]
Mike McKinney: [whispers] "Oh, is it one of them?"
Steve Chambers: "No."
Michelle: "Boys, go upstairs right now."
Mike McKinney: "See you all in a little bit."

Steve: "It's time to cut David Ghantt from the team."
Kelly: "We can't do this, this is wrong!"

"Seventeen million missing... [shows a picture of David] look at him, he looks like Kenny Rogers and Kenny Loggins had a lovechild, and then Kenny G he just showed up to the birthday party and started playing a flute and messed this boy up."

"Katie Candy Cane, is she a stripper?"

"Police are calling one of the largest cash heists ever. Authorities are searching now for this man."
[showing a photo of David]

David: "Dear merciful Lord, it's me, uh, David."
Steve: [watching from his car] "Is he praying?"
David: "Forgive me for stealing all this loot."
Steve: "He's praying."
David: "I promise I'm gonna do something noble with it, like opening a teen camp, or at risk horses."
Steve: "He's so lame."

Steve: "Kelly tells me you all work together over at Loomis. That strikes me as an incredible opportunity."
David: "You talking about robbing a bank?"
Steve: "How hard can it be? You load up a truck and you drive away."

[A loaded gun in the back of his trousers goes off]
David: "Oh, that burns!"
Kelly: "Oh, my gosh, David! Let me see!"
David: "Oh, God!"
[as she looks at his buttocks]"
Kelly: "I think that bullet just went straight between your cheeks."
David: "Yeah, it feels like it just grazed my biscuits right there betwixt them."
Kelly: "Right down the middle."