Smokey and the Bandit

Carrie: "Don't you ever take off that hat?"
Bandit: "I take my hat off for one thing, and one thing only."
Carrie: Oh... take your hat off... [Bandit looks stunned] if you want to..."
Bandit: "I want to!"

Little Enos: "I think you're just a little bit scared."
Bandit: "That's real good psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?"
Little Enos: "Your momma is so ugly..."

Buford T. Justice: "Nobody, and I mean nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker!"
Junior: "Except for that..."
Buford T. Justice: "Shut your ass."

Bandit: "Well, Cowboys love fat calves."
Carrie: "They're not fat!"
Bandit: "Well, they're bigger then mine."
Carrie: "Do we really wanna talk about legs?"
Bandit: "Well, one of us does. Otherwise we..."
Carrie: "Smart ass."

Bandit: "Well, go girl, go!"
Carrie: "I'm goin' I'm goin! I got the metal to the petal and the thing to the floor!"

Buford T. Justice: "Hey boy, where's Sheriff Branford?"
Sheriff Branford: "I AM Sheriff Branford."
Buford T. Justice: "Oh, heehee. For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio."

"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."

Bandit: "Hold on, Now just wait a minute... just what do you need all that beer for anyway?"
Little Enos: "Because he's thirsty, dummy!"