Snatched

"Never have more drinks than you have boobs, two boobs, two drinks!"

Michael: "You have no direction in life."
Emily: "What does that mean?"
Michael: "You don't do anything, you're not going anywhere."

Linda: "You want me to make you feel better?"
Emily: "Yeah!"
Linda: "Ok... you are a very gifted murderer."

Emily: "That was not what it looked like."
James: "It looked like you're washing your vagina in the sink."

Michael: "My band is really blowing up right now, and where I'm going there's going to be like a ton of..."
Emily: "Inspiration."
Michael: [at the same time] "...pussy."
Emily: "Inspiration?"
Michael: "No, pussy."
Emily: "I keep talking over you, but it's sounding like you're saying..."
Michael: "Pussy."
Emily: "Inspiri... I heard it that time."

[Emily points a gun at one of her kidnappers]
Emily: "I'm going to countdown and I'm going to do it."
Kidnapper: "Please. Please...."
Emily: "100, 99, ..."

Linda: "Why did I ever let you talk me into this?"
Emily: "I should have just listened to you.... I love you."
Linda: "This is great, but we've really got to get out of here, you know."
Emily: "Yeah, we need to get out of here, okay..."

Morgan Russell: "State Department."
Jeffrey: "My mom and sister... they've been taken! I imagine you have a commando squad for underground criminals who were tried for a crime they didn't commit."
Morgan Russell: "That sounds like the A-Team..."
Jeffrey: "It is the A-Team. Do you have an... A-Team?"
Morgan Russell: [hangs up]