Snatched

Kidnapper: "Why did you come to South America?"
Linda: "I never wanted to come."
Emily: "For the cultural experience. I don't speak any Spanish. I know what they call me at the restaurant, puta, which means princess or pretty or..."
Kidnapper: "No, it means whore."
Emily: "That checks out."

Linda: "Where the hell are we?"
James: "The scenic route."

"What I need is an amazing adventure."

Emily: "Let's go out tonight. Hair, makeup, boobs... we're going out!"
Linda: "Emily, I am not going out at night."
Emily: "Everything shouldn't be so scary."
Hotelguest: "Oh, it damn well should. One in four tourists are kidnapped."
Emily: "Not true."
Hotelguest: [counting] "One, two, three... Somebody's missing."

Emily: "Why do you dress like a beekeeper?"
Linda: "The sun is dangerous."
[her mother starts to put sun cream onto Emily]"
Emily: "Mom, you put so much on!"
Linda: "I don't want you to get melanoma..."
Emily: "Mom, you put so much on!"
Linda: "...in front of my eyes."

Linda: "Here, put this on."
Emily: "What is this?"
Linda: "A rape whistle."
Emily: "This is a dog whistle, mom. Are you afraid I'm going to get raped by dogs?"
[Emily blows the whistle as a dog jumps up at the cab window and starts barking loud]
Emily: "Oh, my God!! ... It works."

Emily: "Pack your bags, we're going to South America."
Linda: "Absolutely not. Everybody knows you need two years to plan a vacation."
Emily: "You don't do anything fun anymore."
Linda: "That's not true. I've been taking sculpting lessons at the Y. [points at a creepy selfmade sculpture] Ta-daah!"
Emily: "I told you I would not acknowledge that. That's frightening and you made that."
Linda: "Okay."

"Mom, look how fun you were."