Steel Magnolias

"Oh sweetheart don't. Please don't cry or I will too. I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence."

"I'm not as sweet as I used to be."

"The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God."

"Oh, Sammy's so confused he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt."

"I'm just screamin' at my husband; I can do that any time!"

"They were both high. They'd been smokin' everything but their shoes."

Shelby: "Truvy, you know what you need in here? You need a radio, takes the pressure off of everyone feeling they have to talk so much."
Truvy: "I had one once, but I threw it up against the wall when I couldn't figure out where the batteries went. I know now I was suffering from pre-menstrual syndrome."

"Miss Truvy, I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair."