Steel Magnolias

"Well, we went skinny dipping and we did things that frightened the fish."

"When it comes to pain and suffering, she's right up there with Elizabeth Taylor."

"What's the matter with you these days, M'Lynn? You got a reindeer up your butt?"

"He is a boil on the butt of humanity!"

Clairee: "And I can also report that a mysterious car is parked in her driveway at least once a week..."
Ouiser Boudreaux: There. My secrets out. I'm having an affair with a Mercedes Benz!"

"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste."

"Smile! It increases your face value."

"The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize."