The Family

Warren: "Have you ever noticed the number of things dad is capable of expressing just with the word 'fuck'?"
Maggie: "Trying to say dad is a litter?"
Warren: "No, I mean he's a good old boy, so you know he talks to be understood, not just to sound good. So from him a 'fuck' would mean 'holly shit, what did I just get myself into' or 'great pasta' or 'I'm gonna get that guy for that'. So, why does a guy like that need to stay up all night writing? He could already express the entire range of human emotions with a single word."

"You take all that silverware out of your purse and put it back before I break all your fucking fingers, capice?"

"Hey boys, is this your approach to women? You're not gonna get very far. Girls are not some toys that you fuck in the park! Okay? Your future depends on women, don't you care about your future? So take care of them, or else you're not gonna have one."
[after beating up a French guy with a tennis racket]