The Family

Belle: "You're a pervert."
Warren: "Thanks."

Belle: "You don't waste any time, do you?"
Warren: "I don't have any time to waste."

Maggie Blake: "So who is he?"
Belle Blake: "He's this teacher at the school... ah, uh, he will be a teacher. He has his exams soon, and he's been giving me private lessons."
Maggie Blake: "Private lessons?"
Belle Blake: "Math lessons, Mom!"
Maggie Blake: "Fine. You have condoms at least?"
Belle Blake: "Mom!"
Maggie Blake: "What?"
Belle Blake: "We do the lessons at school in the study hall!"
Maggie Blake: "So...? You know, desire smeaks up on you, honey. It never waits for the right time or place."

Robert Stansfield: "You're not a writer, Fred."
Fred Blake: "You even said I have a style of my own."
Robert Stansfield: "You're just a mean son-of-a-bitch that managed to save his own ass."

Priest: "I was expecting a parishioner who can't make it, apparently. Would you like to take his place for confession?"
Maggie Blake: "Me? Oh, I confess, it's been years since I went to confession."

Maggie Blake: "Listen, sweetie, I don't know the boy, but you have to be a bit of a dork to prefer math to a beautiful girl. You know what I'm saying?"
Belle Blake: "By the time I'm done with him, he won't be able to count on his fingers."

Robert Stansfield: "If I find out that you had anything even remotely to do with this, you're going to go away for a hell of a long time."
Fred Blake: "Calm down, I was with you all night."
Robert Stansfield: "That's the problem, your alibi is too good."

Fred Blake: "Can't you just sit down and relax and enjoy it? In our long friendship, this is our first ever guys' night out."
Robert Stansfield: "Friendship?"
Fred Blake: "Yeah. I mean, you're probably the guy I hate the most in this whole fuckin' world, but we've known each other what, nine, ten years already? My freedom is based on the deep respect that I have for you."
Robert Stansfield: "Explain how that works. How can we have a friendship when you hate me?"
Fred Blake: "It works just fine. Look at my best friends, I killed them all."
Robert Stansfield: [stays speechless]
Fred Blake: "Just kidding."