Zombieland * Quotes

"My mama always told me someday I'd be good at something. Who'd a guessed that something'd be zombie-killing?"

"Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?"

"Oh, America. I wish I could tell you that this was still America, but I've come to realize that you can't have a country without people. And there are no people here. No, my friends. This is now the United States of Zombieland."

"So until next time, remember: Cardio, seat belts, and this really has nothing to do with anything, but a little sunscreen never hurt anybody. I'm Columbus, Ohio from Zombieland, saying good night."

Little Rock: "Who's Bill Murray?"
Tallahassee: "I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is."
Little Rock: "Who's Gandhi?"

Tallahassee: "I'm not great at farewells, so, uh, that'll do, pig."
Columbus: "That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard, and you stole it from a movie."

"The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties."