Year One * Quotes

Zed: "You could be my right-hand man."
Oh: "I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you."

"I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner."

Oh: "I'm a virgin by choice."
Zed: "Ha! Not *your* choice!"

"If we never ever see you again, it's not because we are avoiding you!"

"What transpires within the confines of the walls of Sodom, stays within the confines of the walls of Sodom."

Oh: "I just want to lay with her so badly."
Zed: "I don't see it. I mean she's cute, but I don't think I'd lay with her."
Oh: "She's your sister. I mean, it would be like laying with your mother."
Zed: "Which was a BIG mistake, I see that now."

Zed: "Can I see you later?"
Maya: "I think I have to wash my hair."
Zed: "You washed your hair last year."