Cooper: "You're ruling my son out for college now? The kid's fifteen."
Principal: "Tom's score simply isn't high enough."
Cooper: "What's your waistline? 32? With, what, a 33 inseam?"
Principal: "I'm not sure I see what you're getting at."
Cooper: "You're telling me it takes two numbers to measure your own ass but only one to measure my son's future?"