Bad Santa 2

Santa: "You're standing on my spot."
Willie: "Well, that's funny, I don't see your name on it anywhere."

"When you don't have real family you got to make a new one. And I know you're not the Santa, but you're still my Santa."
[to Willie]

Sunny Soke: "I've even got minnies for the muncher."
Marcus: "Don't you ever call me that."
Sunny Soke: "Look if you've got a problem with that, you take it up with lollipop guild."
Marcus: "Shut the fuck up!"

Marcus: "What is he doing here?"
Thurman Merman: "Elf! You got smaller."
Marcus: "Fuck you."

Thurman Merman: "I'm twenty-one, officially a man."
Willie: "You're twenty-one already. That's creepy."
Thurman Merman: "Are you still going to pop my cherry?"
Willie: "What! Fuck, no! I said I'd get it done by somebody else."

Willie: "So you haven't done it with anybody yet?"
Thurman Merman: "No."

Thurman Merman: "I didn't even know you had a mom."
Willie: "Did you think I was just hatched?"

Willie: "You didn't tell me I'd have to get in the suit again."
Marcus: "Ha-ha!"