Bad Santa * Quotes
Release date: 11/26/2003
Runtime: 91 min
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Film Series
Cast (partial)
Billy Bob Thornton (Willie), Tony Cox (Marcus), Brett Kelly (The Kid), Lauren Graham (Sue), Lauren Tom (Lois) (more...)
Movie Quotes
"Why don't you wish in one hand, and shit in the other. See which one fills up first."
Willie Billy Bob Thornton
Kid: "You are really Santa, right?"
Willie: "No, I'm an accountant. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, alright?"
Willie: "No, I'm an accountant. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, alright?"
The Kid Brett Kelly
Willie Billy Bob Thornton
Willie: "You can't drink worth shit."
Marcus: "I weigh 92 pounds, you dick!"
Marcus: "I weigh 92 pounds, you dick!"
Willie Billy Bob Thornton
Marcus Tony Cox
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"You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly."
Marcus Tony Cox
"I don't think you should be digging in your ass."
Marcus Tony Cox
"Good night, Santa. Good night, Mrs. Santa's sister."
The Kid Brett Kelly
Sue: "I've always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn't notice. It's like some deep-seeded childhood thing."
Willie: "So is my thing for tits."
Willie: "So is my thing for tits."
Sue Lauren Graham
Willie Billy Bob Thornton
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