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Saul: "Hey, look: it's like my thumb is my cock."
Dale Denton: "That's not gonna get us a ride, man."

"You're in the jungle now, Baby!"

"Angie, you're a fucking idiot. I say that with love."

Saul: "I think we should stay!"
Dale: "Why?"
Saul: "...cause I'm in the dumpster already!"

Dale: "I'm gonna get us out of here!"
Saul: "No, you're not. But it's okay."

Red: "You see this? You see that? There's no hair under here, bro."
Dale: "What's the significance of that?"
Red: "It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger."

Robert: "You assholes do exactly as I say, or I will take you outside and fuck you in the street!"
Dale: "No! Don't fuck us anywhere!"

"Thug life!"