The Boss Baby

Baby Boss: "We babies are having a crisis, babies aren't getting as much love as we used to. Behold our mortal enemy: puppies!"
Other babies [together]: "Ahhhh."
Baby Boss: "No! That's exactly the problem!"

"This is so humiliating."

Tim: "Who are you?"
Baby: "Let's just say I'm the boss."
Tim: "Just wait until mom and dad find out about this."
[Baby Boss starts snoring, wakes up again]
Baby: "Powernap! Uhm... you were saying?"

Tim: "You can really talk!"
Baby: "Fine, I can talk... now let's see if you can listen. Get me a double espresso and see if there's some place around here with decent sushi. I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll around about now. [throws some cash into Tim's face] Get yourself a little something."

Tim: "He's taking over the whole house! Look at him! He wears a suit!"
Mother: "He's like a little man."
Tim: "He carries a briefcase! Does no one else think that's, oh, I don't know, a little freaky!"
Father: "Well you carried lamb-lamb around until you were like..."
Tim: "This is not about lamb-lamb."
Father: "Trust me one day you're going to love him with all of your heart."
Tim: "Never!"

[Doorbell rings]
Mother: "Tim, look who's here."
[she turns and she's holding a baby wearing a suit]"
Father: "Meet your new baby brother."

Mother: "Rise and shine."
Father: "It's take your kid to work day."
Tim: "Really?"

"My name is Tim. I have the greatest parents ever. It was just the three of us, the Templetons. Life was perfect until that one fateful day."