The Fast and the Furious

Brian: "Mia, I'm a cop."
Mia: "What are you talking about, Brian?"
Brian: "Ever since I met you, I've been undercover. I'm a cop."
Mia: "Oh, you bastard. You bastard!"

Brian: "You know, I was thinking we should go out sometime."
Mia: "Oh, that's sweet, but I usually don't date my brother's friends."
Brian: "Well, that sucks. I guess I'll have to kick his ass then."
Mia: "I'd love to see that. Actually, I'd pay to see that."

Dominic: "Jesse, since you were the first to reach in and grab some chicken, why don't you say grace?"
Jesse: "Dear Heavenly... uh..."
Leon: "Spirit..."
Jesse: "Spirit! Thank you. Thank you for providing us with the direct-port nitrous... uh... injection, four-core intercoolers, an' ball-bearing turbos, and... um... titanium valve springs. Thank you."
Leon: "Amen!"
Dominic: "Very nice."
Letty: "He was praying to the car gods."

Mia: "Tuna on white. No crust, right?"
Brian: "I don't know. How is it?"
Mia: "Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed."
Brian: "I'll have the tuna."
Mia: "No crust?"
Brian: "No crust."

Vince: "What is this guy? Sandwich crazy or something?"
Leon: "Nah. He ain't here for the food, V."

Mia: "Letty grew up just down the street. She was into cars since she was like ten years old. Dom always had her attention. Then she turned sixteen..."
Brian: "And she had Dom's attention."
Mia: "Yeah, it's funny how that works out."

Dominic: "This you're beer?"
Vince: "Yeah that's my beer... Yo Dom! Why'd you bring the busta here?"
Dominic "Because the busta kept me out of handcuffs, he didn't just run back to the fort, the buster brought me back."

"There were mass cops out there, that shit was orchestrated."