The Tailor of Panama

Andy: "Without the Yanks to hold our hands, London will pull the entire project."
Harry: "Why?"
Andy: "Because in matters of intelligence, dear Harry, as in most matters merry England sucks on the American hind tit. It's called 'The Special Relationship'."

"It's all right. I'm your fairy godmother."
[to Harry]

Cavendish: "Not the Osnard who got drummed out of Madrid? Foreign Minister's wife, wasn't it?"
Andy Osnard: "Not his wife. Mistress. There are some things I won't do for England."

Francesca: "Do you know I think you're the wickedest human being I've ever met."
Andy: "That was the attraction, wasn't it?"

"It's dark and lonely work, Harry... like oral sex, but someone has to do it."

"You're right... it was open. Just tight from lack of use."

Andy: "Are you pulling my pisser?"
Harry: "Not unless the President's pulling mine!"

Louisa Pendel: "Do you love her?"
Harry Pendel: "Yes, I love her. But I have never made love to her."