The Hangover - Trailer english

Stu: "We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is cool?"
Alan: "I think the cop car part's pretty cool."

"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

Doug: "Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much."
Phil: "Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit."