The Expendables * Quotes

Trench: "Hey, why don't we have dinner?"
Barney: "Sure. When?"
Trench: "In a thousand years?"
Barney: "Too soon."
Church: "What's his fucking problem?"
Barney: "He wants to be president."

Paine: "Who sent you?"
Barney: "Your hairdresser."

"I'm gonna do you a favor, Tool. 'I once knew a man called Tool/To me, was the epitome of cool/He was good with a knife/Bad with a wife/But to think he could beat me/Dreaming he'd defeat me/Cool Tool/You gotta be a fool'."

"What do you wear, size 3? Bring it, happy feet."

"We are the shadows and the smoke, we rise. We are the ghosts that hide in the night."

Hale Caesar: "Great, they got a small army. What have we got? Four and a half men!"
Yin Yang: "Not so funny."

"Next time, I'll deflate all your balls, friend."