Bad Santa 2 - Teaser Trailer english

Willie: "I ain't exactly what you'd call the romantic type, but I got to tell you, you got gigantic titties."
Diane: "Excuse me!"

Thurman Merman: "One time I ate too much turkey bacon I didn't poop for two weeks, for four weeks."
Sunny Soke: "Is this your spawn?"
Willie: "Do I look like I made him?"
Sunny Soke: "Well if this ain't fetal alcohol syndrome, then what the f*ck is it?"

"When you don't have real family you got to make a new one. And I know you're not the Santa, but you're still my Santa."
[to Willie]