The Santa Clause

Scott: "Veronica, very nice."
Veronica: "In your dreams, sleigh boy."

Charlie: "You said you believe in Santa Claus, right, Dad?"
Scott: "I did? I do!"

"Who gave you permission to tell Charlie there was no Santa Claus? I think if we're going to destroy our son's delusions, I should be a part of it!"

Scott: "Now, where did you hear that?"
Charlie: "From Neil. I learn a lot from him. He listens to me."
Scott: "Yeah! And he charges you for it."

Laura: "All Neil told him was that Santa was more of a feeling. More of a state of mind than an actual person."
Scott: "Kind of like Neil."

Charlie: "Neil doesn't believe in Santa."
Scott: "Well, Neil's head comes to a point."

Scott: "Here we are. Denny's. Always open."
Charlie: "I don't wanna eat here."
Scott: "What are you talking about? Everybody likes Denny's, it's an American institution."

"I don't know what's happening to you. You're starting to look like the Pillsbury Doughboy."